January 2, 2012
By Justin "Filthy Liberal Scum" Rosario
A PROTESTER!!! EEEEEKKK!!
A true profile in courage, Michele Bachmann stood up to her critics by running away from them. Oh yes, definite presidential material, this one.
The whole sorry saga started when Bachmann was due to arrive, presumably with much fanfare, at her own headquarters in Iowa for a photo op on Saturday, Dec. 31. Alerted to the truly impressive crowd of a few dozen Occupy protesters, Bachmann manned up and had her large black pick up truck, representing everything that is awesome about being a Republican (except for the black part, of course), drive right in.
Or rather, she drove right into a nearby parking lot and waited for police to come and arrest several of the protesters for…something. I think it might be illegal to be an Occupier within 100 feet of a Republican these days. At least there was no pepper spray. This time.
When asked by the local news crew about the delay, Bachmann responded:
“We’re getting ready to go. They’re trying to get everyone assembled. We’ll be there in about a minute.”
She eventually went in through the back entrance. Of her own headquarters. So she could avoid a handful of protesters.
Leader of the Free World, indeed. This is the same woman who ran screaming to the police from two lesbians who wanted to ask her some questions. It’s not really a big secret that conservative politicians are a thin-skinned lot. After all, when you have an entire media empire designed specifically to promote your agenda and insulate you from the common rabble, a few protesters or hardball questions can be scary as hell. It’s warm and cozy inside the Fox bubble. Why risk touching a dirty hippie protester who probably has gay AIDS or Socialist cooties?
It’s not like you’re going to be THEIR president, right?
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